Early lasgun: Size of RPG, Backpack mounted energy cell, 30 min recharge time... between each shot.
Early sentinel: a guardsmen on another guardsmen's shoulders throwing rocks.
Hmm... Maybe takng it a little too far.
Nobody expects the Imperial Inquisition!
Accuracy is directly proportional to enemy numbers
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