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Incomming Transmission!

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Postby Deus Est » Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:58 pm

Signal sent: Floya, battlecruiser, 3rd Thracian Naval brigade.
By: Suntaymataxis Actaeon


I see you haven't been taught of your defeats. We are not Imperial, we left at the dawn of interstellar travel, and unguided jump to colonise a faraway world. Thousands of years ago, before the "Imperium", before evan the age of strife, the Terran Empire wanted our land. We fought them off with Elkonian might and steel! And we shall do the same now if you do not cease your operations!
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Postby sticky_like_cheese » Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:05 pm

transmission (blah blah blah you know the rest)

really? well we have somethin to tell you too....
... bring it!
[end transmission]
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Postby Deus Est » Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:13 pm

*Huge space battle ensues*
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Postby inquisitor_john » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:36 pm

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! Incoming ship!

ID: Astropath 156, Inquisitorial Battleship Prepare to be Pwned
Code: Canasta
Priority: Alpha-Omega
Inquisitorial Code: 85960-Inquisitor Lord John, Pwnius Sector, Ordo Malleus
Thought for the Day: I pwn, there I am pwned

This is Inquisitor Lord John to all ships. This sector of space is now under authority of the Ordo Malleus. Shutdown commands have been transmitted to all Imperial ships. Enemy ships, Battlefleet Destructomatic is en-route. Surrender to the supreme justice of the Emperor or be destroyed! Inquisitor T, you will submit yourself to my command. I am Malleus - I will be obeyed.

By the authority of the God Emperor of Mankind!

Inquisitor Lord John

==End Astropathic Transmission==
Please wait....transmitting over standard channels.
Engaging Imperial Shutdown command 45644355.M41


WARNING! Sensors picking up Warp Echoes. Estimated time to next emergence...5 standard Imperial minutes....please Standby!
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Postby Deus Est » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:35 am

Signal sent: Floya, battlecruiser, 3rd Thracian Naval brigade.
By: Suntaymataxis Actaeon

Dammit, Inquisitor! One in such a position as yours must know of the non agression pact! We are under attack from a hostile fleet, and by that action we are in effect an imperial fleet under attack! We will continue until these intruders are destroyed! For Elkonia, from Elkonia, to victory!
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Postby Deus Est » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:45 am

Transmitted; Imperial Strike Cruiser 'Relentless Blade'
Destination; Inquisitor John
Time; 14 421 293.M41
Telepathic Duct; *segment expunged*
Ref; Relent.Fists746926/9371634/1736255/KP
Author; Admiral Galateus

My Inquisitor, stand down. We have authority from the Emperor himself, and if you force our hand, we will be forced to destroy you. Your deactivation codes are nothing. If you wish to rfetalliate, do it from an escape pod - or you will not even live to regret it.

Actaeon, in accordance to the non-agression pact, we will move to assist.

Admiral Galateus of the Liberators, Over and out.
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Postby inquisitor_john » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:18 am

Signal sent: Inquisitorial Battleship 'Prepare To Be Pwned'
Transmitted to: Imperial Strike Cruiser 'Relentless Blade'
Inquisitorial Authority OVERIDE

You are here under the authority of the Emperor? I AM THE VOICE OF THE EMPEROR! You will obey all commands from my command vessel or feel the full force of the Holy Inquisition! Note that all ships and commanders have been transmitted to Inquisitorial Command. If I do not survive, you will all be declared Excommunicae Traitoris!

Now, I have no care for pacts or treatys. Loyal Imperial ships will rally to my position ans await the arrival of Battlefleet Destructomatic!

Inquisitor John



WARP SHIPS INCOMING! SCANNERS PICKING UP FLEET ESTIMATED 27 SHIPS....NO IMPERIAL SIGNATURE!

====EMERGENCY BROADCAST====

ALL SHIPS! ITS A TRAP!! THE ENEMY HAS LURED US HERE!!
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Postby inquisitor_john » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:24 am

Signal Sent: Battleship "Death of the Corpse-God"
Unknown Astropathic Signature....
Code: <WARNING! UNSTABLE CHANNEL!>
Thought for the day: Join us...join us...join us...join us...

This is the Blood Fleet Laceratius, under the command of the Holy Vessel of Khorne, Bloody Fist. We are here to crush, kill, destroy, burn, rip, maim, sunder and exterminate you all...especially the followers of the foolish Slaneesh! WE outnumber you....surrender and join the blessed word of Khorne...or prepare yourselfs to be ripped apart!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!

<END OF MESSAGE>


WARNING! BOARDING TORPEDOES BEING LAUNCHED!! MULTIPLE TARGETS!
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Postby Deus Est » Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:54 am

Transmitted; Imperial Strike Cruiser 'Relentless Blade'
Destination; Inquisitor John
Time; 14 421 293.M41
Telepathic Duct; *segment expunged*
Ref; Relent.Fists746926/9371634/1736255/KP
Author; Admiral Galateus

Dammit, Inquisitor, there is no time to explain. Elkonian Battlefleet, inquisiton vessels and, Emperor forbid, Terran Empire vessels, break off and engage the Chaos fleet. once we crush them, we can return to our fight.

We are not the "Relentless Fists". We are the Liberators! The lost second legion, dispached by the Emperor to rid the galaxy of the foul denizens of Chaos. We are the Emperor's authority over Chaos.
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Postby Deus Est » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:05 am

Signal sent: Floya, battlecruiser, 3rd Thracian Naval brigade.
By: Suntaymataxis Actaeon
To: All Imperial, Terran.

From what I hear, sirs, the Khornate fleet is only after the Slaaneshi contingent. I suggest we drop a probe, jump out, and come back when the shooting's over. Whoever wins will be at a less strength. Then we pick them off, aye? Liberators, malleus, terrans, all fighters of Chaos, but I as you swallow your pride and do he better thing.
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Postby inquisitor_john » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:20 am

Sent: Inquisitor Lord John
To: All Imperial Vessels

Attention. We will NOT allow these Chaos filth to fight amongst themselves while we cower! In the name of the Emperor and Holy Terra, all ships ATTACK!!

First vessel Gha...hold. We're picking up another Warp Emergence...in the name of Terra<static><explosions><alarms>Abandon ship! They opened fire as soon as the emerged! The "Prepare To Be Pwned" is lost...get to the saviour pods no..........

<Lost Signal>
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Postby inquisitor_john » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:22 am

UNKNOWN SIGNAL
UNKNOWN TRANSMISSION
STANDARD TEXT TRANSMISSION COMING THROUGH...

THE STAR GODS HUNGER
YOU WILL FEED THEM


<signal coming in from Saviour Pod 56709>
<Inquisitorial Authority: Ultima>

All Imperial Vessels! NECRONS! Defend yourself!
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Postby Deus Est » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:36 am

Transmitted; Imperial Strike Cruiser 'Relentless Blade'
Destination; Inquisitor John
Time; 14 421 293.M41
Telepathic Duct; *segment expunged*
Ref; Relent.Fists746926/9371634/1736255/KP
Author; Admiral Galateus

This is ridiculous! Necrons do not travel in the warp, it is their bane! they only operate with FTL. It must be a decoy. I was considering fighting, but I'm afraid Actaeon may be right. We have left the plaet's gravity well, engaging warp...
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Postby Deus Est » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:42 am

Signal sent: Floya, battlecruiser, 3rd Thracian Naval brigade.
By: Suntaymataxis Actaeon
To: Liberators

Transmitting jump coordinates now. it's g-

Holy- what is that? LIGHTSHIELD UP! dammit, that's bright. It's heading for the necron fleet... It's broken through! But-

It's a warp cannon... GELLER FIELD UP! that's one bright motherf-

<Signal lost. Atempting to reistablish...>
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Postby inquisitor_john » Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:56 pm

OOC: Doh! Doh! Doh! Sorry - complete noob mistake there about the Necrons....
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