Hey there fellow TSOALR fans,
I've been thinking about posting this for ages after seeing the Space Marine Recruting ad months back. It isn't as well thought out as the other ads, so can u tell me what would make it better. Here it goes...enjoy.
A large Imperial Gaurd logo appears and you here a mans voice...
" Are stuck in a dead end job and weighed down by work and stress"
Camera pans to see a man crushed to death by a huge pile of paper in an office.
"Do you like being in the company of millions of other deadbeats"
shows a picture of the streets of New York at rush hour.
"Do you want to die but can't bring yourself to do it yourself?"
see a man in clear distress.
"Or do you just need the exercise"
See a man trying to fit into a car but getting stuck.
"Well join the Imperial Gaurd today"
camera pans to see a Gaurdsman being sacrificed to a chaos god. He is in extreme pain and is being killed very slowly.
In the background, "I told the guys at the Technology department this was the last time" Here footsteps then gunshots and screams.
The man comes back again..."There thats better, anyway, join the Imperial Gaurd today and you get plenty of exercise, stress relievence, excitement, are always in the company of millions of other lowlifes and have an almost certain chance of dying a quick painless death"...(quick voice in background) "Actuall chance of death being quick and or painless 10 billion to one"