by Knight of Fire » Sat Dec 24, 2005 1:07 am
((but why the drinks? YOU FIENDS!!!

*ahem* oh right back to story)
Which attracted orks
Murphy's Combat Laws # 77- Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short. 116. Odd objects attract fire. You are odd.
117. Your mortar barrage will put exactly one round on the intended target. That round will be a dud.