Inquisitor Lord Bob
Bearer of the Emperors Sacred Poo
Crusher of the daemon Whatsaninquisitor
Sealer of Fate of Toonworld
Bob was inducted into Ordo Malleus at a young age. Trained by the Great and Wonderful Inquisitor OZ, he stalked around the galaxy with his master learning the ways of the Imperium...and the enemy. After his master was cut down by the Greater Daemon Whatsaninquisitor, Bob took up his masters weapon and sent the beast screaming into the void. His heart had become steel; his mid had become a weapon...Bob was an Inquisitor.
Patrolling the Parodius sector for nigh on 150 years, Bob fought on many worlds. On Extinus, he saved the lives of the 23rd Meatshield Legion Imperial Guard by tackling the hordes of the enemy with them. Since then, the Meatshield Legion has enjoyed a "special" (ie cannonfodder) relationship with Bob.
Bob also discovered a Mutant world in the Disni Nebula called Toonworld. Bob, with the Daemon Pwners, scoured the land clean of the cute fuzzy evil mutants. Today all that exists is severed heads that Bob keeps in stasis...he uses them as warnings to others of the mutant menace.
Before becoming Lord of Ordo Malleus operations in the Parodius Sector, Bob helped stop a major incursion of Chaos on the Shrine World of Crapper. Rejoicing at his victory, the priests bequeathed Bob with a portion of the Emperors sacred excrement to keep him safe against the darkness.
Nowadays Bob is kept busy with his work but every now and then he heeds the call of righteousness and goes forth to save the day.
Bobs retinue comprises of 4 Space Marines Bob found on of his many expeditions. They had become seperated.....on their way to Earth to fight Horus! Bob had them examined in detail and found them to be clear of taint....but the same could not be said for their chapter as he found no recollection of them...anywhere. Sensing that these 4 marines could aid them, Bob had their armour painted with his personal colours and asked them to follow him...or face the charge of excommunicae traitoris. Of course being loyal marines, the 4 agreed to aid Bob.
The Daemon Pwners
The Grey Knights are not the only daemon fighting force out there...there is also the Daemon Pwners, 3rd Inquisitorial Adeptus Astartes Legion (no one knows what happend to the 2nd...and no one asks!). The Pwners are the result of an experiment in cloning Grey Knights geneseed...and it worked...amazingly. Now after 400 years in action from their stronghold of Adamantiumforge the marines are starting to carve a name for themselves in the inquisitoral records...all top-confidential-carmine-level of course! Led by the fearless Captain Level Seventy, the Pwners are normally Bob's first call if the situation turns bad....
Sometimes the cloning didn't go toooooo smoothly...and thats where these guys enter. Twisted mewling clones...though not quite what you would call mutated. The Inquisition has a use for them though....once equipped with bionics and given psychic teaching, these cursed offspring become killers on the battlefield. Ranks of enemies can be cut down by these poor children. They seem to dodge bullets...probably down to their latent psychic sense. All in all - perfect killing engines.
The 456th Meatshield Legion
Every Inquisitor has his "favourite" Imperial Guard Regiment, and the Meatshields are Bob's. After saving the 23rd Legion on Extinus, Bob has used the other Legions for the past 150 years...normally leaving them behind on a planet he just declared Exterminatus...whooops! So while Bob goes on to glory, the planet Meatshield keeps on churning them out....Nowadays Bob really on relies on the Meatshield to supply Stormtroopers if he needs them. But you never know - maybe the 457th Legion will be arriving soon....
And thats the fluff. Hope you enjoy. Let me know what you think!