by sticky_like_cheese » Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:39 pm
firstly, i dont think it's against the rules no.
secondly, thank you.
thirdly, dammit ragingpotato you'd better start writing fluff again. this forum needs your work!
fourthly, its volcaan and i advise you to change your spelling or he might go on another crazy killing rampage. (that game was so great.....)
and fithly, on with the story;
-in the mess hall of tau manta ub'er
*spits coffee* "what?! how the hell did he manage that?"
"that guy, he pulls off lots of impossible crap"
"dude i think im gonna try hiding behind shas'ui next time we get shot at. maybe ill get promoted to force commander."
"hehe, doesent sound like a half bad idea"
"your demoted!" the shas'ui said as he walked past and over heard.
"awww, i cant even get worse than shas'la"
"tell that to him" one said as he pointed to the kroot picking chewing gum out from underneath the tables. this kroot was being punished for eating a kroot hound, mistaking it for a tyranid ripper. it was quite scrawny though, granted.
"hell no, i'm not being put on cleaning duty!"
"oh you are. your gonna go clean out the toilets on deck 3"
"no! not deck 3! thats vespid quarters! they don't even know how to use the toilets!"
"get to it!"
*sad music plays as the poor, poor fire warrior walked off into the disttance*
"i hope that teaches the rest of you!"
"yes shas'ui...."
"ah. now thats what i call green tea!" relieved the newly crowned commander of the sept.
"so..., what are we going to do today?"
"i dunno, i thought we could all just have a day to chill."
volcan grabbed the microphone and shouted into it.
"attention all shipmates, report to your specified briefing rooms imediately for urgent briefing!"
for a few seconds there was chaos throughout the ship as everyone ran to there briefing rooms in the hope not to get crushed by the croud. then it stopped. the teams shas'vre told there teams what to do.
the silence did nt last much longer at all, except in deck 3 where the vespid were all playing bowls quite sophisticatedly. the whole crew was told they could do whatever they wanted. hell broke loose again.
end of part 2.[/u]