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by **Anonymous** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:13 am

Please note this is a work of Parody. The Muffin Eaters are allied with Chaos.

The Muffin Eaters serve the great(Minor) Chaos God of muffins, and the whole-sale slaughter of food critics, Tritikor. Tritikor often gifts his favored Chaos Marines with freshly baked goods, generaly cooked in the skulls of his victims.

The Muffin Eaters were origionaly members of the World Eaters, but became dissatisfied with the aimless slaughter and in fighting. The chapters baker, Haro Leran, felt a new god calling to him. He took with him a small force from the World Eaters and founded the Muffin Eaters.

The Muffin Eaters "Feared" battle cry is "Muffins for the Muffin God!"

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r187 ... c00001.jpg

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r187 ... c00004.jpg

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r187 ... c00005.jpg

Pics are from Dawn of War, as I am unemployed and Warhammer figures go for a mint around where I live =(
*Edit* Looking at all of your pics here makes me wish I had the cash right now to build an army. There is some awesome work on here!

by **ragingpotato** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:46 pm

by **sticky_like_cheese** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:19 pm

by **Anonymous** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:19 pm

I can only imagine the epic battles between the two gods over

by **sticky_like_cheese** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:12 am

and then the tau kicking both of the chaos armys butts!!! MWAHAHAHAHAA! i like the scheme by the way, nothing against either of you guys, i just hate the guts out of chaos. :wink:

by **ragingpotato** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:11 pm

by **supermoo** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:19 pm

Have you seen the muffin man?
The muffin man??
The muffin man!

:twisted:

by **Kylewaaagh** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:47 pm

by **Kylewaaagh** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:48 pm

by **Veritas** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:15 pm

by **Kylewaaagh** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:57 pm

by **Veritas** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 10:31 pm

*force-feeds Kylewaaagh a krak grenade*

*BOOM*

Thats how the imperium deals with facts they don't want to believe, bizzatch!

by **Kylewaaagh** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:46 pm

Kylewaaagh Whispers a whim to the dark lord Tzeentch

-Veritas's innards explode from his body cavities, and his Intestines forcefully strangle the life out of his traitorous body.

Kylewaaagh Whispers a whim to the Dark Lord Slannesh

-Kylewaaagh gets horny.

Kylewaaagh Whispers a whim to Grandfather Nurgle.

-Poxes explode from the rotting eye cavities of Veritas. Stomach acid pours out of his tortured 'body', if it can even be called a body anymore.

Kylewaaagh chops off veritas's head for the blood god Khorne.

-Veritas's soul is sent to be eternally hunted by the fleshhounds of Khorne, and Kylewaaagh gets uber ripped.

Thats what you get for siding wiht the false ''emperor

by **Que Dan** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:35 am

by **Veritas** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:55 pm

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