Those stupid things your opponents do to make games horrible

[sparx]

ok so this kid is in cc with me, 1 squad of assualt terminators against my carnifex. he does 5 wounds i save 3 i then proceed to kill every assualt termie.
then, get ready for this,

HE THREW MY CARNIFEX AGAINST THE WALL AND BROKE IT.

luckily, i hadn't painted it yet but it was still hard to put together (first big plastic kit i ever built)
So the kid buys me a new carnifex and is the banned from store.

[tordeck]

I think I would have had to been restrained if that had been mine model. Holy crap the kid is a POS.

[Chunk]

*If* that had been me there would have been mass blood shed, not a force in this worold would have been able to stop me. There is just no call for that.

[Dufflious]

Assault terms with what? If its thunderhammers you should'nt of stood a chance. Lightning claws have alot ofattacks... so 5 wounds? musta been a lame round..

[Tyranid Fodder]

I would have to kill them if they broke my carnifex on purpose like that.

[ArchDuke of Macragge]

In one game, this guy kept making fun of me because all my models are old v-3 types. Then he kept rushing me through my turns. After he finally told me to "shut up and just play" during a rules dispute, I refused to play any longer. After he left, I found he had stolen half my dice.

[sparx]

Assault terms with what? If its thunderhammers you should'nt of stood a chance. Lightning claws have alot ofattacks... so 5 wounds? musta been a lame round..

Yeah pretty much he had rolled alot of ones and twos but i do have 5 wounds 2+ save toughness 7 and 5 wounds
but any way i dunno if the kid was on medication, but now he is trying to sell his army

[Tyranid Fodder]

ah, so you made the uber 300 point carnifex with an extra wound and all the other stuff that makes marines pee in thier power armour.

I just kinda like a regular carnifex, mine has scything talons and crushing claws for weapons, then adrenal gland, toxin sacs, extended carapace and well... I think thats about it.

[sparx]

thats cool

[Dufflious]

The Emperor's Wings patentend anti 'nid list:

ASSAULT CANNONS! - 3 shots rending. Unless using Imperial armour rules, then make it gattling. heh
LAS CANNONS! - Strength 9! foo'! Take out Tyrants and 'fexs first
DEATH COMPANY WITH TWO CHAPLIANS IN TERM ARMOUR AND IRON HALOS! - Stomp the little gumps! Stomp them dead!


Try to avoid CC, but if you want to get in, Furious charge for free on all models... Have a nice heroic, all be it Furious, charge!

[ced261]

stop talking about army lists

[ragingpotato]

In the words of selezen
"No army lists blah blah blah, ragingpotato gets pie"
Also, I could understand throwing a carnifex in someone's house but not in a store where there are witnesses
If you're wondering why I havent said anything til now, My internet has been down.

[Tyranid Fodder]

Good to know your back Potato so few of us original members left...

Anyway, I agree you have to be a complete idiot to do that at all let alone in the middle of a store. Though since you have a new carnifex I wouldn't complain too much.

[Sdajafol]

DEATH COMPANY WITH TWO CHAPLIANS IN TERM ARMOUR AND IRON HALOS!

uhm, just a little army list talk, but you know you can only have 1 halo per army eh?

anyway, if someone smashed one of my big minis, i woulf smash him. i know how stupid some peepz can be.
i once played with 2 dudes, and i introduced my librarian with like 5 hours of work, green stuff on it so he looks like he is sending a bunch of flaming skulls away, and like 8 layers of highlighting.
the 2 dudes totally begin to say that my mini looks stupid, look at all those different colors! look at these stupid flames and skulls, connected with wire! hahaha, what a freaking stupid mini!!!
and so on.

then the first dude gets his army case, and i see his IG army. everywhere are blue splatters, and the face looks like it comes from dawn of the dead. he just used some basic colors and didn't highlight stuff or something.
then the second dude shows his templars.
they are all just sprayed black with non-GW spray paint from the DIY store, the shoulder pads are painted white, and the complete gun, eyes and some other areas are painted with boltgun metal.
when i make a comment on their models, that they were simple work, they say: "just you pink up with your stupid libby and your 5 minutes cheap work!".
i was damn angry. a dude with quickly and very simple paintjobs on his templars and a dude with a very messy paint job who think their models are uber and just piss of my mini... that makes me angry... especially calling my 5 hours work libby a cheap work...

[Dufflious]

Sorry bout the army list thing... I get carried away when I get the opertunity to make myself seem big when i'm in reality a small gump myself

Still, this convo reminds me of my first Land raider, bought, built, painted in store, carried it home until my mates dad dropped me off at my house, put the LR in a carry bag for no more than 3 seconds, what happens? The lascannons broke off, and in two, the gunner fell out, and the paintwork was chipped. THE BAG WAS FULL OF SODDING TISSUE! Its not possible! ever!