I sense a disturbance in the force, as if the IG are nothing but worthless sacks of flesh, when in fact they are the first and last line of defense against humanities foes. The Space Marines are few in number, and the Inquisition kills all. The Imperial Guard are truly the best and heroic soldiers the Empi- Imperium has to offer. Their the first, last and only defence against the worst scum of the Universe.
Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!