Those stupid things your opponents do to make games horrible

[Kylewaaagh]

You know, Father Joe, I would, but there is one problem : he's 17, i'm 14, and my parents monitor EVERYTHING i do.

THis kids naem is Dylan Gauker, he finally did paint his army, its actually quite amazing, so i'm really discouraged about it. Uhhh i need help with him. @#$@%

[Que Dan]

I hereby issue a Carta Extremis on Dylan Gauker, forcing him into hiding as a criminal of the worst kind.

[Kylewaaagh]

Haha, that punishment seems fitting. He's actually quite an accomplished painter, but at the time his army was unpainted. He's got some stuff on the GW website, google his name. He's got some amazing Ogres. Its so hard to hate somebody who's so much better than you, it makes you hate that person even more, you know?

[Father Joe]

Age is minimal. Use a hammer.
But on a more peaceful resolution, I have an idea: Find out what drives him to create such distruction.
Find some neutral ground. And whatever he does and you do, DO NOT LET YOURSELF APPEAR TO BE AFFECTED BY THE ATTACKS.
Worse comes to worse, get help from parents. If they moniter everything, you will have an excellent defence.

[Kylewaaagh]

Exactly... a hammer. I like that idea.

I usually ignore him, he's usually buggin someone else when i come into the store.

[Que Dan]

Exactly... a hammer. I like that idea.

*hands a hammer*

Here, have Ghal Maraz. Hits wound automaticly, no armour saves allowed, each unsaved wound becomes d3 wonunds, +2 attacks. That gives a whole new definition to "Hammertime".

[t3h C47B0Y]

If you see the model below deployed on the field by this tremendous jerk, aim your dice rolls at it. With any luck- a dice will stray off and break the model.

"what, it was an accident- you saw it."- that ought to make him think twice.

http://gamesday.us.games-workshop.com/d ... ker_ok.jpg

[Que Dan]

Yeah, use some of those big fuzzy dices that some people hang inside their cars.

[Dufflious]

Just fill them with lead and explosives.

Safety first, kids, use a authorised explosive and primer.

-D

[sticky_like_cheese]

We started a Gaming-Club at my school, we just don't tell anyone about it unless we're absolutely certain that they're into the stuff, or we can trust them. there was this once that we were getting crap from people, i punched this guy in the face and broke his nose because he kept picking up our models and he broke like 10 of my fredins models, that really shut him up, after he finished crying that is . Our supervisor stuck up for me though, he's ausome!

[sath]

I've had a bad experience with a Chaos kid:
MY 'crons Vs his what i assumed to be World eaters since he had lots of berzerkers and no painted models.
It all at first looked ok and i get first go, i move everything then his go, rolls for blood rage and succeeds, gets into assault range catapaulting 16" towards my warriors taht have hardly moved...
When he does get into assault i thought it would be the end of my warriors, but NO! he rolls for each berzerker individually, out of 16 warriors only 4 went down 2 from rending, out of bezerkers. As if that wasn't enough a 16 marine squad with a Terminator chaos lord with doom siren, fired that 36" though its a template weapon, gave his possessed squad 3 attacks and deepstruck them, Kharn the betrayer to boot.
The points limit was 700, can you fit all that in 1 700 point list? Deep strike was't allowed and special chars a no-no. 9 berzerkers were killed in cc by Necron warriors!! Because he couldn't roll properly
I didn't know much about the rules at the time but the store had a chat with him i believe.

[Jim the cadian]

I hate 40K powergamers that has no respect to their oppenents and only care about gloating at their victories and crying an ocean with their tears after they lost and only caring about which stats are the highest who also do not listen to my advice even though they volunteerily entered gaming sessions 4 newbies that I sometime supervise. My boss caught me raising the price on a box of models that one of those kids wanted to buy, he just laughed, but stopped me. Hey, I'm evil.

[Brother Bryan]

ok so this kid is in cc with me, 1 squad of assualt terminators against my carnifex. he does 5 wounds i save 3 i then proceed to kill every assualt termie.
then, get ready for this,

HE THREW MY CARNIFEX AGAINST THE WALL AND BROKE IT.

luckily, i hadn't painted it yet but it was still hard to put together (first big plastic kit i ever built)
So the kid buys me a new carnifex and is the banned from store.

Hey on the bright side you now have 2 Carnifex

[Jim the cadian]

Well, 3 INCH TALL DICE. That just ends it on a bouncy table, my men were tank shocked by DICE, but then again, some Orkz lost their 'eads. Bouncy DIce and Bouncy tables just dont mix, or Vets vs. Nubz